The back of this shirt contains an educational quote from Professor Peter Planchet. It says "A clad quarter has a mass of 5.97 grams and a diameter of 24.3 millimeters. Anyone who doesn't know this is a total moron."
Now you can educate people when you wear the shirt!
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Our current comedy film: State Quarters: A Love Story
We are currently working on the film "State Quarters: A Love Story." In the film, a man's obsession with collecting state
quarters leads to his downfall. The film is narrated by Dr. Peter Planchet, PhD, Professor of
Numismatics. He provides all of the
details of every nuance of state quarters. If you need to know the mass of a state quarter (5.97 grams), the diameter of a state
quarter (24.3 mm) or how many New Jersey quarters were minted in Denver, this film is for you.
What if I don't care about the mass of a stupid state quarter?
Perhaps you will enjoy hearing the psychologist discuss the dynamics of a man in a mid-life crisis. Some men in mid-life crisis go hanggliding Others buy large numbers of State quarters.
Enter the attorney, Tommy Tort, Esq.
The collector's obsession with state quarters leads to the collapse of his marriage. Now attorney, Tommy Tort must decide how to divide the assets, -- 98% of the assets which are in the form of state quarters.
It's all the government's fault, according to Tort. He demands that the government address the question of why quarters have no warning labels.
Satva Verte, Emily Murphy and Beth Graboski co-star.
State quarter collecting has emerged as one of the biggest hobbies of the new decade. This film asks the question: why?
